-“Of course, everyone knows one of these stories. A few years ago an honest woman in her apartment rushed precipitously to the toilet and, from fear, almost died of a heart attack when she saw an enormous python (Pythonidae), who upon escaping must have ambled through the pipes of the entire building amusing himself (what a mischievous constrictor), slithering in the toilet bowl attending the next anus to nibble.
Certainly I know that famous story replied Cyril as he served the 12th glass of the delicious YAMAZAKI. (Have I already mentioned that this beverage was of an exceptional quality? If I failed to to that allow me to tell you: “This nectar is of an exceptional quality!”) but let me tell you an analogous story, next to which that of the python will cadaverically pale:
During one of my innumerable fishing trips I found myself, that particular day, in a modest hotel in the state of Idaho near those marvelous Yellowstone rivers.
After a meal of a lamentable mediocrity and taken by a furious stomach ache, I rushed to the toilets to satisfy a legitimate need. Well now, believe me or not, but in the said toilet bowl swam a magnificent trout of the “cutthroat” species.”
-” Well then, my friend, what did you do? ”
Serving the 13th glass of whisky Cyril continued:
-” I simply couldn’t restrain myself like that any longer so I started to defecate. I have to say that the trout didn’t seems inconvenienced at all, in spite of the embarrassing odor. ”
– ” Then what happened?
-” Well after that, I flushed the toilet, you know me, all of my life I have been a fervent defender of NO-KILL.! ”
-“Bravo, I would have done the same thing. What a wonderful lesson of humanity !”
A short time after that we slowly collapsed under the table.