The thing that drives us crazy: going to the riverbank during mating season and watching the fish spawn for hours… And I circle around you, and I push the pebbles, and I tease you and you chase me, and I lay my eggs on the gravelly or sandy ground, and you go crazy! You turn and turn and twist with happiness and send a beautiful spray to fertilize them! Real life, basically.
Isn’t that beautiful? And if all goes well, there will be lots of baby trout in the streams this year! And there’s no denying it, wild fish are really the best! Right? Ah, but it takes effort… Much more than raising trout in bassins (even if they’re made with the best concrete in the world and fed with the best pellets) and breeding them by pressing on the females’ bellies to get the eggs out and on the males’ to get the sperm… and raising beautiful trout fry in beautiful ponds where they can stay warm… Okay, let’s stop this description, which is so erotic and sensual that it’s going to excite you more than you already are!