Conscious of the gravity of the situation we felt, as in a state of war, the necessity to defend our dear civilization. And so we implore you, friends, to stick together and to swell the ranks. Fight without mercy. Subscribe immediately to MEC (Movement of the Extreme Center) and let’s prepare ourselves for a merciless battle against the invader.
To that end, our technicians have put in place a bunch of modern arms that we shall put on the market, thanks to our on-line store, right next to our T-shirts and caps of irreproachable taste.
We are proud to present, and strongly hope, that you buy these new products en masse.
“Up in arms citizens!”
First of all there is a tank that, although of a modest size, is formidable and has the advantage of being able to crawl under barriers.
Then there is the marvelous airplane without which no battle is won. It can be easily confused with a stork; a wonderful decoy against attentive enemies.
And to finish, a sub-marine entirely realized with the use of the Beaujolais casks because, after having destroyed the enemy lines, there is nothing better than a good glass of wine of our dear country.