The next day the newspapers reported my triumph and since that day all the ballet students in the county are wearing JMC shoes. And, with their pink “tutus”, they are admired by all the farmers and retirees of our lovely country. What’s more, thanks to the magnificent non-slip soles, no more uncontrolled sliding, slipping and other on-stage accidents.
Oh! If only Rudolf Nureyev had known about JMC, he surely wouldn’t have finished his career teaching at the county dances, or being a gigolo in the Old Folks Home in Limoges! As my mother said “It’s a shame”! And she was right!
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