{"id":87798,"date":"2026-02-03T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-03T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/?p=87798"},"modified":"2026-02-02T18:27:01","modified_gmt":"2026-02-02T17:27:01","slug":"the-brigitte-bardot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2026\/02\/the-brigitte-bardot\/","title":{"rendered":"The “BRIGITTE BARDOT”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A long time ago, at the beginning of Mouching, we were lucky enough to have our friend Flechemuller<\/mark><\/a> writing surprising articles for us, this one about tying the \u201cLa Brigitte Bardot\u201d fly! This is the perfect opportunity to pay tribute to her!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

After our famous flies, such as the\u00a0“Jean Ferrat<\/mark><\/strong><\/a>” (a french singer\u2026),\u00a0the\u00a0“El Mouching<\/mark><\/strong><\/a>“,\u00a0the\u00a0“Sapin de No\u00ebl<\/mark><\/strong><\/a>” \u00a0(Xmas tree)\u00a0or the\u00a0“Casse couilles<\/mark><\/strong><\/a>” (balls breaker)\u00a0here\u2019s our new one added by Flechemuller, the amazing \u00ab\u00a0Brigitte Bardot\u00a0\u00bb that we call \u00ab\u00a0The BB\u00a0\u00bb !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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If there is one person to whom we\u2019d ike to pay tribute today, it is our our dearly beloved Brigitte Bardot (1924-2025). During her short life, she had the good luck and responsabilitiy of catching in her net generations of randy young males in heat. On each anniversay of her departure, we, at the\u00a0Mouching<\/em>\u00a0recall, with tears in our eyes,\u00a0 the delightful moments spent under our sheets, armed with only a flash light, a photo of BB and our right (or sometimes left) hand. Hardly a meeting of the\u00a0Mouching<\/em>\u00a0in our offices at the h\u00f4tel Meurice passes without one of us suggesting \u00ab\u00a0what are we waiting for to design a fly in honor of that great actress who\u2019s given so much to quench our libido\u00a0\u00bb. And today we are proud to introduce to you la\u00a0Brigitte Bardot<\/em>, a fly already considered by experts a \u00ab\u00a0master piece\u00a0\u00bb. Tying a Brigitte is not very difficult as you will see. You start with the fine hairs (\u00ab\u00a0Oh my god, what am I saying?\u00a0\u00bb). Stick it to the butt of the hook (\u00ab\u00a0Oh god it\u2019s coming\u00a0\u00bb). You mount the body (\u00ab\u00a0Oh mama mia!\u00a0\u00bb) with glitzy materials like the starlet\u2019s bikini. Then, wind pink wool to create a sensuous body. At that point comes the essential part of that fly. Tie two red tungsten beads under the shank of the hook. Those beads, you devine, ressembles the opulent breast of BB. Those heavy tits will quickly drag the fly to the bottom of the river, disturbing the sediments and arousing the curiosity of the fish. The more the red tits rubb the bottom the more the fisherman rubbs his hands together. The sceptics (some unfortunately remain)\u00a0 will ask : \u00ab\u00a0Does it get any fish?\u00a0\u00bb To those, I will answer that no later than yesterday, in the company of my young niece Roselyne, I pulled out a magnificent male trout whose glorious erection did not leave any doubt about the efficiency of the fly. At that point Roselyne volunteered, took the fish in hand and in no time the fish had a remarquable orgasm. It opened it fleshy lips twice and I thought I heard it utter: \u00ab\u00a0BB\u00a0\u00bb – FLECHEMULLER<\/mark><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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