{"id":83061,"date":"2014-08-15T10:27:51","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T08:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lemouching.com\/old\/2014\/08\/poor-france-2\/"},"modified":"2014-08-15T10:27:51","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T09:27:51","slug":"poor-france-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2014\/08\/poor-france-2\/","title":{"rendered":"POOR FRANCE."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-38227\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Le-mouchingfly-fishing.shame_.jpg?resize=750%2C197&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Le mouching;fly fishing.shame\" width=\"750\" height=\"197\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Dear Friends,<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Something disagreeable has happened to me.<\/span><\/em><br \/>\n<em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Something that proves, if one still needs proof, to what point the french administration is archaic and blind. I know that this has little to do with the highly captivating subject of fly fishing, but we must defend the honor of our dear hexagon, our dear France.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Without a word of thanks, nor encouragement, \u201cthey\u201d returned to me by mail, the synopsis (see below) which is, if less than perfect, never-the-less superior to a great number of stories that one sees on the big screen (poor public!).<\/p>\n<p>Briefly, the story is as follows: The film starts in an ultra secret tunnel dug in the desert of Nevada. There we find a group of private scientists, encouraged by an oriental scholar; they are on the point of putting the final touch on a discovery that, without a doubt, will devastate the planet and it\u2019s inhabitants. The idea (like all the great ideas) is quite simple.<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-38228\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Le-Mouching.Fly-fishing-espionne-142x150.jpg?resize=142%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Le Mouching.Fly fishing, espionne\" width=\"142\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Simply put, these scientists have developed a variety of food products that have the property of being entirely digested by the body without any waste product. No more time spent in rest-rooms. No more suspect traces on the back crotch of your pants; a real liberation for humanity. Whats more, little by little, it seems that what we call the asshole will serve no purpose. Because function creates the organ, a theory, not out of the question, is advanced that this orifices will end up by disappearing from our structure. Thanks to a spy (magnificently played by Juliette Binoche) the manufacturers of toilet paper got wind of the research in the Nevada laboratories. A war without mercy takes place. Homosexual soldiers are at the forefront of the fighting. Action, non-gratuitous violence, love scenes exactly as they should be. There you have it; the broad strokes of the scenario that they refused.<\/p>\n<p>POOR FRANCE!<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-38229\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Le-Mouching-fly-fishing-mad-sientist_modifi%C3%A9-1.jpg?resize=750%2C537&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Le Mouching, fly fishing, mad sientist_modifi\u00e9-1\" width=\"750\" height=\"537\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends, Something disagreeable has happened to me. Something that proves, if one still needs proof, to what point the french administration is archaic and blind. I know that this has little to do with the highly captivating subject of fly fishing, but we must defend the honor of our dear hexagon, our dear France. Without a word of thanks, nor encouragement, \u201cthey\u201d returned to me by mail, the synopsis (see below) which is, if less than perfect, never-the-less superior [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15851],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fresh"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POOR FRANCE. - Le Mouching<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2014\/08\/poor-france-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"POOR FRANCE. - Le Mouching\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dear Friends, Something disagreeable has happened to me. 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