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We often invited each other to restaurants where Jean-Marie showed great taste in the perfect selection of wines and other aspects of french savor faire.<\/p>\n
Everything was great until the day that we decided to go fishing together at my favorite river.\u00a0The weather was splendid with a mild breeze from the west and a magnificent eclosion of Baetis which put the trout in fighting form.<\/p>\n
After missing a few fish, Jean-Marie brought in one of respectable size and showed it to me before knocking it out with a big stick, shouting: \u201cThere\u2019s one that the niggers won\u2019t have!\u201d Skeptical as I am, I thought that Jean-Marie was joking. A bad joke, I thought, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt.<\/p>\n
After a second trout that Jean-Marie knocked out, he cried:\u201dAnother one that the dagos won\u2019t get!\u201d And after the third he exclaimed: \u201cAnd for you, my dearest Marine!\u201d<\/p>\n
There wasn\u2019t a fourth nor a fifth for, highly agitated, I grabbed an enormous rock and hit him over the head. Afterwards I dragged the body into a thicket so as not to pollute the river.<\/p>\n
Today I\u2019m on the run, a few kilometers from the border of\u2026<\/p>\n
So, dear Mouching, I am sure that you approve of my action and that if I am captured by the authorities you will visit me often in prison so, in addition to the baskets of oranges, could you bring me material to tie flies, as well as your new collection of tee shirts.<\/p>\n
I thank you in advance.<\/p>\n
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\u00a0Dear unfortunate Mr. X,<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n Of course, we TOTALLY approve of your exploit and you can count on us for the superb collection of our new, marvelous T-shirts.\u00a0 We often invited each other to restaurants where Jean-Marie showed great taste in the perfect selection of wines and other aspects of french savor faire. Everything was great until the day that we decided to go fishing together at my favorite river.\u00a0The weather was splendid with a mild breeze from the west and a magnificent eclosion of Baetis which put the trout in fighting form. After missing a few fish, Jean-Marie brought in one of respectable size and showed it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15851,15849],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fresh","category-nature"],"yoast_head":"\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Le-mouching-fly-fishing-prison.jpg?resize=750%2C426&ssl=1\" "\\"Le")
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