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We were, all 14 of us, crazy in love with her; we brought her bunches of flowers, the most exotic and the most expensive; we offered her reserved seats in boxes at the most sought after european operas. In short, we were all her happy slaves.<\/p>\n
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You might ask the reason for this; it’s quite simple.\u00a0 Colette, even more than being a woman of dazzling beauty who turned the heads of all men whom she passed, was also a sex machine. Never satisfied, la Colette. At that time, whenever I left her bedroom, I was on my knees, exhausted, with a curious sensation of having passed the night with a harvesting combine. I was always in need of several days of convalescence.<\/p>\n
And there, that night, my companions in misery, happy victims as myself, sat around the table each endowed with souvenirs of happiness mixed with nightmares.<\/p>\n
In spite of, and because of our torrid histories we continued to maintain relations of profound friendship with Colette, well after the end of our debaucheries.<\/p>\n
That night, after many bottles of grand crus, the ambiance was high spirited. After the profiteroles, Colette slightly tipsy, put her feet up on the table: “Gustave, I remember very well one night when you assured me that my vulva had a strong odor of sardines. Am I mistaken?”![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Le-mouching-fly-fishing-parfum.jpg?resize=300%2C288&ssl=1\" "\\"Le")
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“Yes, you are” said Gustave, “you put your finger on\u2026 I never said sardines I said wild trout.”<\/p>\n
“And you Louis, what do you think?”<\/p>\n
Louis got up slightly staggering and approached Colette, his head disappeared beneath her frilly skirt for an instant and declared:<\/p>\n
“Neither sardines nor trout! The way I see it is “Baltic Herring”.<\/p>\n
Then Paul took the relay from Louis and assured us:<\/p>\n
“I don’t agree! For me, without a doubt, the odor of this celestial pussy is Mediterranean Octopus!”<\/p>\n
Herve rose up and after having stuck his long nose in the admirable fissure of the friend of us all:<\/p>\n
“Octopus my ass! The perfume of the shrine of our dear hostess is neither more nor less than that of the shrimp of Madagascar!”<\/p>\n
Colette then addressed me:<\/p>\n
“Fleche, you who have such a refined sense of smell, plunge a moment into my orifice and give us your conclusion.”<\/p>\n
I obeyed and after giving it much thought:<\/p>\n
“As far as I’m concerned there is no doubt possible. The odor of the royal orifice of Colette is a perfect mix of chorizo, sausage de Morteau and garlic sausage.”<\/p>\n
After this memorable night, little by little, our relations faded.![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Le-mouching-fly-fishing-histoire-v%C3%A9cue.Sans-titre-39.jpg?resize=700%2C881&ssl=1\" "\\"Le")
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