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<\/p>\nThe poor guy was doing as well as he could, all the while squealing like a pig in a slaughter house: “Oh..Oh shit! Damn it, I’ll never make it to the other side! Oh…shit, damn!”<\/p>\n
So much so, that my pure christian soul was troubled and maybe because of Saint Whomever or Saint Whatever, I proposed to help to the poor devil.<\/p>\n
“Could I give you a hand sir? I have non-slip shoes so I can easily help you across!”<\/p>\n
And its true that my new JMC shoes that I recently bartered with my friend Manu Vialle were awesome and efficient. The adherence was such, that I had the impression my soles were a many-tentacled octopus (Manu, please don’t forget the promised percentage! Thank you.)<\/p>\n
“I wouldn’t refuse a helping hand!” replied the poor cast away. I grabbed his hand (my God! What a horrible sensation it is, to take a stranger’s hand and find it greasy with sun cream!)<\/p>\n
So there we were, the two of us slowly crossing the furious river.<\/p>\n
“Tell me” said the fatty “with fly-fishing, are they biting?”![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Le-Mouching-Fly-fishing-pieuvre.jpg?resize=300%2C300&ssl=1\")
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“Not bad, not bad… I’ve had worse days!”<\/p>\n
“Me. I’m a hunter. What’s good about hunting is that, we don’t give a fuck about No-kill. \u00a0Everything is for the stomach!”<\/p>\n
At that moment I started to think that my generosity toward this jerk was ill-placed.<\/p>\n
He started in, squeezing my hand a little harder because of the force of the current in this spot: “Me, I really like the Ardeche. For vacation it’s a lot better than Dunkirk, that’s where I live. Where I’m from, there aren’t any rivers. There’s only a small lake that you could cross on foot if you wanted to… not a lot of current in a lake…”<\/p>\n
“Yes, I can believe that!”<\/p>\n
” The only inconvenience is the mud. You can sink up to your nose in the lake!”<\/p>\n
“That is certainly regrettable” I admitted.<\/p>\n
“But on the other hand the lake is private and at least there are no arabs or niggers to annoy us!”<\/p>\n
There, I reached the end of my patience and couldn’t take it any longer; I let go of the greasy hand and the jerk flailed about shouting curses which were inaudible because of the furious current that took the poor northerner toward a big pit downstream where,\u00a0body and soul,\u00a0he disappeared from sight.<\/p>\n
Proud of myself, I folded my rod, jumped on my motorcycle and hit the road; I headed for home with the light conscience of a job well done.![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/LE-mouching-fly-fishing-noyade.jpg?resize=750%2C360&ssl=1\")
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