At Le Mouching, because fish are our primary source of income, it’s only right that, grace of them, France will be saved.<\/p>\n
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\u00a0Vilmo, ever young and dashing, announced his colors with an ingenious idea; it consists of opening a factory that would use fish skin (scales included) to make absolutely impermeable underwear. (Have you ever seen fish get wet? Just think about it!) This underwear would rapidly become indispensable not only for our infants but our senior citizens as well. An end to the leaks, a stop to the suspect traces on our trousers.<\/p>\n
Cyril, always concerned with public health (that’s all he thinks about, he’s a contemporary St. Vincent de Paul!), had the idea (that I think qualifies as both daring and revolutionary) to recuperate the innards of fish, that usually wind up in the garbage, and grind them finely until they are transmogrified into a sun screen. After applying all over the body, the cream instantly attracts flies which then form a veritable screen from the rayons of Phoebus. And, in addition, the recycling of the fish’s swim bladders, once they are cleaned, should be excellent life preservers for midgets. (We feel that one doesn’t think enough about midgets!)\u00a0![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Le-mouching-fly-fishing-bronzage.jpg?resize=750%2C336&ssl=1\")
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As for yours truly, scandalized by the apparition on the market of “animal” meal destined to feed fish raised on farms (have we ever seen a reasonable trout attracted to a “rabbit stew”? No way! \u00a0A carp rushing to a “veal ragout a la parisienne? \u00a0Never! ).<\/p>\n
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On the other hand, you surely know that the simple act of landing a fly on the water\u2026 immediately the water is boiling and fish are jumping with undisguised joy.\u00a0So where do we find the greatest number of flies? The response is simple: attached to the sticky, fly ribbons hanging in our homes, of course!<\/p>\n
So, it suffices to employ a dozen qualified workers to delicately lift these insects from their mortal traps and grind them into a scented cream and voila!\u2026 \u00a0The end of animal meal. Tons and tons of ecological and healthy meals, at the disposition of our fish who, after all, merit it.<\/p>\n
Voila, in a few words, our response to the wishes of the President of the Republic.![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Le-Mouching-fly-fishing-arm%C3%A9e.jpg?resize=750%2C480&ssl=1\")
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