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<\/p>\nWe have just received an astonishing photograph from New Zealand that was sent to us by our Tintin National: Benoit de Vilmorin, better known under his sobriquet of “Vilmo”. \u00a0In a few words, he told us that the wild trout in these far-away countries are really onerous to catch, but that he has, as always, triumphed.\u00a0The solution is simple but, of course, you have to come up with it.\u00a0Grace of our marvelous and frivolous girl friday, Marie-Louise, with her elegant finery\u2026 \u00a0well, even the most difficult fish\u2026 how can I put it\u2026 \u00a0they got excited and started to get a boner, just as you and I would get an erection at the sight of such an offering, of such a treasure. In such a state, it is well known that to run or swim is practically impossible. Precisely, taking advantage of that moment, our cunning and intrepid Vilmo, armed with his net with a short handle (Oh! Pardon for this villain word!), intervened with great dexterity and captured the (erectile handicapped) beast.\u00a0I can already hear the purists, grumbling in their beards, with reproaches and cursing: “All of that is not very sportive. \u00a0We are quite far from Frederic M. Halford!”\u00a0To which we would reply that, there are always the grumpy who refuse to consider the progress of modern science and that if we were to take them seriously, we would still be in the age of axes and flintstones! \u00a0So, POOF!\u00a0The moment he returns from New Zealand, our courageous reporter will give us all the salacious details apropos his pioneering and singular technique, you can be sure of it.<\/p>\n
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We have just received an astonishing photograph from New Zealand that was sent to us by our Tintin National: Benoit de Vilmorin, better known under his sobriquet of “Vilmo”. \u00a0In a few words, he told us that the wild trout in these far-away countries are really onerous to catch, but that he has, as always, triumphed.\u00a0The solution is simple but, of course, you have to come up with it.\u00a0Grace of our marvelous and frivolous girl friday, Marie-Louise, with her elegant […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15854,15851,15849,15853],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-el-mouching","category-fresh","category-nature","category-travel"],"yoast_head":"\n