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<\/p>\nImmediately, with all my might, I detested him, but above all I was here to fish, especially with new JMC shoes, a gift from my marvelous wife. Oh, boy, these shoes were so comfortable!<\/p>\n
Usually I hate weaving laurels for fishing gear, publicity is not my strong point, but these shoes quickly made me forget that miserable family who inflict their wretchedness on the world.<\/p>\n
The shoes made me feel that I was walking on chocolate cakes, if you know what I mean. Delicious for my fragile, old toes. Ah! What a bargain.<\/p>\n
Things rapidly took a turn for the worse; that horrible dog, from that horrible family snuck up near my thigh, curling his lips and growling.<\/p>\n
\u201cCome here my little treasure, c\u2019mon back to mama. Now, now, my little chickadee\u2026 Don\u2019t disturb the man, my little treasure!\u201d said the rotund woman wearing a robe imprinted with diverse vegetables in bright colors. Especially carrots. (I deduced that the woman must have a great love of carrots!)<\/p>\n
\u201cCome here! Bastard!\u201d said the distinguished man.<\/p>\n
\u201cPapa, papa, I\u2019m being washed away!\u201d cried the boy as he passed my line.<\/p>\n
I was clearly time to wrap it up, clear out and make for the shore.<\/p>\n
It was at that moment that the hairy, nazi beast tore into my thigh; I gave him a violent kick in the face with my JMC shoes. Ah! These shoes\u2026 what resistance!\u00a0 The dog made a pirouette backwards and disappeared into the thicket of stinging nettles.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s when his master came to his rescue and planted himself in front of me in a Bruce Lee pose, like in the marvelous film \u201cA day in the country\u201d.<\/p>\n
One kick in the balls calmed him instantly.![\"Le](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Le-Mouching-fly-fishingcouilles.jpg?resize=123%2C150&ssl=1\")
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To my great joy, I realized that these marvelous JMC shoes were, with great ease, equally efficient in crushing the testicles of aggressive northerners .<\/p>\n
About then the plump wife came towards me with a big smile; she opened her robe, crowded with carrots, and offered her body.<\/p>\n
To say that my JMC shoes enhanced the torrid orgasm that followed might seem exaggerated. In any case, they didn\u2019t harm it.![\"Le](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Le-Mouching-fly-fishing-Alexis-fl%C3%A8che.jpg?resize=750%2C480&ssl=1\")
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