{"id":72456,"date":"2014-07-22T10:16:47","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T08:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lemouching.com\/old\/2014\/07\/2000-fish-in-one-cast\/"},"modified":"2014-07-22T10:16:47","modified_gmt":"2014-07-22T08:16:47","slug":"2000-fish-in-one-cast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2014\/07\/2000-fish-in-one-cast\/","title":{"rendered":"2000 FISH IN ONE CAST"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-37970\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Le-Mouching-fly-fishing-cheveux1.jpg?resize=300%2C392&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Le-Mouching-fly-fishing-cheveux[1]\" width=\"300\" height=\"392\" \/> The hair of Long-Long was the most resistant of all\u00a0of those given me to test and I don&#8217;t have to\u00a0 tell you\u00a0about my\u00a0 dexterity, practically legendary, as a tyer of artificial flies. In my head, always\u00a0boiling with ideas,\u00a0was the germ of an idea\u00a0that history will\u00a0qualify as\u00a0Genius.&#8221; &#8220;My dear Anton, I&#8217;m all ears.&#8221; &#8220;Well, here&#8217;s what happened.\u00a0Without skipping a beat\u00a0I tied 2,000 little artificial flies. It\u00a0 took me a couple of hours, of course. Then I tied them into the ends of\u00a0 Long-Long&#8217;s hair;\u00a0she had\u00a0hair which\u00a0hung down to her fanny (in passing&#8230;\u00a0she had an exemplary fanny!)\u00a0We then\u00a0went\u00a0a spot\u00a0in the river where I knew that there were a lot of fish. There I asked Long-Long to float,\u00a0orienting her head with the\u00a0current, llowing her hair to spread out and undulate in the\u00a0water. I held her by her heels solidly in place and, as though\u00a0I had a vulgar flyrod, I waited for a\u00a0bite. I have to say\u00a0the <em>bites <\/em>for in less than 5 minutes\u00a0there were\u00a02,000\u00a0 little fish dangling at the ends of her hair. Ah&#8230; the vision of those little silver fish flapping on the rear end of Long-Long&#8230; A real film of\u00a0fishing porno! We ran through the operation several more times and returned home with 25 pounds of irreprochably fresh fish. I can&#8217;t begin to describe the joy of Long-Long&#8217;s\u00a0family,\u00a0it still\u00a0brings tears to my eyes!&#8221; &#8220;Ahhh! my dear Anton, the greatness of your heart touches me deeply.\u00a0 There&#8230;\u00a0It touches\u00a0me\u00a0there&#8230;\u00a0So, what if we celebrate, make\u00a0a little stop at the whore\u00a0house\u00a0over on Mule&#8217;s Feet\u00a0Street. There is a new one that is surprising.&#8221; &#8220;Excellent idea\u00a0my dear Fleche! Let&#8217;s\u00a0 go,\u00a0hearts high, like when I was in the Foreign Legion in Sidi bel Abbes singing out: &#8220;Tiens; voila du boudin pour les Alsaciens; les Suisses\u00a0et les lorrains pour les Belges, y en\u00a0 plus; etc&#8230;&#8221;<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-37968\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/long-long.jpg?resize=750%2C341&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"long long\" width=\"750\" height=\"341\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hair of Long-Long was the most resistant of all\u00a0of those given me to test and I don&#8217;t have to\u00a0 tell you\u00a0about my\u00a0 dexterity, practically legendary, as a tyer of artificial flies. In my head, always\u00a0boiling with ideas,\u00a0was the germ of an idea\u00a0that history will\u00a0qualify as\u00a0Genius.&#8221; &#8220;My dear Anton, I&#8217;m all ears.&#8221; &#8220;Well, here&#8217;s what happened.\u00a0Without skipping a beat\u00a0I tied 2,000 little artificial flies. It\u00a0 took me a couple of hours, of course. 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