{"id":71096,"date":"2013-02-21T13:40:12","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T12:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lemouching.com\/old\/2013\/02\/ugly-as-a-redfish\/"},"modified":"2013-02-21T13:40:12","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T12:40:12","slug":"ugly-as-a-redfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2013\/02\/ugly-as-a-redfish\/","title":{"rendered":"UGLY AS A REDFISH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When she left in a fury, slamming the door as she went, she uttered the last words she would ever say to me: <em>&#8220;Anyway, you&#8217;re uglier than a redfish&#8221;<\/em>. She got into Bob&#8217;s car which was waiting for her and they peeled out. As the cloud of dust settled as they sped off, I saw his arm extend from the driver&#8217;s side window, his middle finger pointed upwards to the sky. I stayed behind on the porch for a few seconds, simultaneously feeling pangs of sadness for being ditched and at the same time feeling a surge of joy for finally being free of her. I stood back for a moment and finaly went inside to call Fleche to let him know that I was on my way to pick him up for a day of fishing redfish. Once inside my car, her final words still echoed in my mind <em>&#8220;Anyway, you&#8217;re uglier than a redfish&#8221;<\/em>. As I drove along, I chucked a few things she&#8217;d left behind out of the window: a tampon, a tube of lipstick, a ponytail holder,,,, picked up her sunglasses which she had left on the passenger seat. They were a little tight but at the same time, I liked the way that I looked like an ant with those huge lenses, so I decided to keep them. I unwrapped a piece of that awful chewing gum she chewed all the time; I popped it in my mouth but spit it out right away as that cinnamon taste disgusted me. I threw the whole pack out the window and it tumbled behind me down the highway. When I arrived at Fleche&#8217;s house he was ready, waiting for me on the sidewalk with all of his gear and his rod in his hand. When he got in the car I could not help asking him: <em>&#8220;Do you really think that redfish are ugly?&#8221;<\/em>. &#8220;<em>Yes<\/em>&#8221; he said, <em>&#8216;It&#8217;s ugly, but it&#8217;s also very beautiful&#8221;<\/em>. I immediately felt a sense of joy come over me. I knew that Fleche was truly my best friend.[vimeo\u00a0https:\/\/vimeo.com\/60124708]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When she left in a fury, slamming the door as she went, she uttered the last words she would ever say to me: &#8220;Anyway, you&#8217;re uglier than a redfish&#8221;. She got into Bob&#8217;s car which was waiting for her and they peeled out. 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