{"id":69491,"date":"2012-02-23T21:29:08","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T20:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lemouching.com\/old\/2012\/02\/two-headed-trout\/"},"modified":"2012-02-23T21:29:08","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T20:29:08","slug":"two-headed-trout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2012\/02\/two-headed-trout\/","title":{"rendered":"TWO-HEADED TROUT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>This morning while perusing the <em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2012\/02\/23\/science\/earth\/mutated-trout-raise-new-concerns-over-selenium.html?_r=1&amp;hpw\" target=\"_blank\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\">New York Times<\/a><\/strong><\/em>, the newspaper that I read with great pleasure after my breakfast, I came across an article that bowled me over and raised the hair on my head (the little that I have left).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/2012\/02\/23\/truites-a-2-tetes\/le-mouching-fly-fishing-2-head-trout-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21389 nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21389\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Le-Mouching-fly-fishing-2-head-trout1.jpg?resize=750%2C563&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"563\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The article talks about a group of stupid bastards who run mining companies in Idaho that discharge into the local rivers willy nilly, selenium which is creating monstrous, two-headed fish.<a href=\"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/2012\/02\/23\/truites-a-2-tetes\/lemouching-fly-fishing-2-tetes-truite-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21390 nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-21390\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/LeMouching-fly-Fishing-2-t%C3%AAtes-truite1.jpg?resize=300%2C189&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a> They, of course, put their heads in the sand and dare to say: &#8220;those are all lies and anyway it doesn&#8217;t prove a thing&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>What a bunch of rural fuckers! On top of that, how are we expected to fish those horrible trout with two heads\u2026 with a simple fly? That&#8217;s just another reason, straightaway, to machine-gun the guys responsible for this ecological catastrophe. That&#8217;s how we are at the Mouching. No gifts!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So, after breakfast I took a little nap to restore myself and I woke from a colossal nightmare in a cold sweat. It was the image of Cyril with two heads! Oh, my God\u2026 protect us!<a href=\"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/2012\/02\/23\/truites-a-2-tetes\/le-mouching-fly-fishing-2-tetes-kamir-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-21391 nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21391\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lemouching.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Le-Mouching-Fly-Fishing-2-t%C3%AAtes-Kamir1.jpg?resize=320%2C463&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"463\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; This morning while perusing the New York Times, the newspaper that I read with great pleasure after my breakfast, I came across an article that bowled me over and raised the hair on my head (the little that I have left). 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