{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Le Mouching","provider_url":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/","author_name":"Cyril Kamir","author_url":"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/author\/cyrilkamir\/","title":"Le Mouching is 10! - Le Mouching","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"qKggeIz9P8\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2018\/10\/le-mouching-is-10\/\">Le Mouching is 10!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/lemouching.com\/en\/2018\/10\/le-mouching-is-10\/embed\/#?secret=qKggeIz9P8\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Le Mouching is 10!&#8221; &#8212; Le Mouching\" data-secret=\"qKggeIz9P8\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! 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For our 10th anniversary (holly cow, already?), Jacques Flechemuller wrote a litte story! I sent an\u00a0email\u00a0to\u00a0Cyril\u00a0yesterday,\u00a0it\u00a0was\u00a0a\u00a0beautiful\u00a0drawing\u00a0of\u00a0Vincent Van\u00a0Gogh\u00a0making\u00a0peepee\u00a0in\u00a0his\u00a0garden. \u201cA very\u00a0beautiful\u00a0drawing\u201d replied\u00a0the\u00a0old\u00a0fart. \u201c In\u00a0fact\u00a0I\u00a0was\u00a0just\u00a0about\u00a0to\u00a0ask\u00a0if\u00a0you\u00a0would\u00a0do a drawing\u00a0to\u00a0celebrate\u00a0the\u00a030 years\u00a0of\u00a0the\u00a0Mouching.\u00a0And\u00a0if\u00a0you\u00a0could\u00a0write\u00a0a\u00a0little\u00a0story\u00a0to\u00a0go\u00a0along\u00a0with\u00a0it,\u00a0that\u00a0would\u00a0be\u00a0great.\u201d &#8211; \u00a0Can\u2019t you\u00a0ask\u00a0Benoit\u00a0de\u00a0Vilmorin\u00a0instead\u00a0of\u00a0me?\u00a0The\u00a0lucky\u00a0bastard\u00a0has\u00a0more\u00a0time\u00a0than\u00a0me,\u00a0besides, I have\u00a0to\u00a0walk\u00a0Zoe\u00a0or she\u2019ll shit on\u00a0the\u00a0rug. &#8211; \u00a0Impossible\u00a0replied\u00a0Cyril, Vilmo and\u00a0his\u00a0wife\u00a0are on\u00a0their\u00a0honeymoon\u00a0in Colombia\u2026 Ah,\u00a0the\u00a0lovely\u00a0Alyette, Vilmo\u2019s wife\u00a0is\u00a0truly\u00a0gorgeous! &#8211; \u00a0OK I\u2019ll try\u00a0to\u00a0write\u00a0something, but I haven\u2019t written\u00a0anything\u00a0in ages;\u00a0right\u00a0now\u00a0I\u00a0spend\u00a0all\u00a0my\u00a0time\u00a0drawing\u00a0and\u00a0coloring.\u00a0The\u00a0last\u00a0letter\u00a0that\u00a0I\u00a0wrote\u00a0goes\u00a0back\u00a0two\u00a0years; I\u00a0threatened\u00a0to\u00a0sue\u00a0my\u00a0sister\u00a0if\u00a0she\u00a0didn\u2019t stop\u00a0waking\u00a0me\u00a0up\u00a0in\u00a0the\u00a0middle\u00a0of\u00a0the\u00a0night\u00a0trying\u00a0to\u00a0convince\u00a0me\u00a0to\u00a0vote for\u00a0Melenchon (Radical left wing politician). OK,\u00a0what\u00a0can\u00a0I\u00a0write\u00a0about?\u00a0Maybe\u00a0our\u00a0trip\u00a0to\u00a0Belize?\u00a0\u00a0Write\u00a0about\u00a0that\u00a0woman\u00a0with\u00a0super long\u00a0hair\u00a0in\u00a0her\u00a0arm\u00a0pits,\u00a0the\u00a0one\u00a0who\u00a0kept\u00a0flirting\u00a0with\u00a0me. No,\u00a0that\u00a0wouldn\u2019t be a\u00a0good\u00a0story. Why\u00a0not\u00a0write\u00a0about\u00a0the\u00a0time\u00a0that\u00a0Cyril\u00a0and\u00a0I\u00a0paid\u00a0to\u00a0fish\u00a0in an\u00a0Ardechois\u00a0pond\u00a0that\u00a0was\u00a0crammed\u00a0with\u00a0starving,\u00a0farmed,\u00a0trout\u00a0and\u00a0we\u00a0didn\u2019t even manage\u00a0to\u00a0raise\u00a0a single\u00a0fish.\u00a0Now,\u00a0that\u00a0would\u00a0make\u00a0a\u00a0good\u00a0story. OK,\u00a0tomorrow, or\u00a0maybe\u00a0next\u00a0week\u2026 I\u2019ll give\u00a0it\u00a0a\u00a0shot. \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026(Ellipses\u00a0representing\u00a0the\u00a0weeks\u00a0that\u00a0passed.) One\u00a0afternoon\u00a0I\u00a0had\u00a0had\u00a0enough\u00a0of\u00a0pondering\u00a0what\u00a0to\u00a0write\u00a0about for\u00a0the\u00a0damned\u00a0anniversary\u00a0of\u00a0the\u00a0Mouching,\u00a0so\u00a0I\u00a0grabbed\u00a0my\u00a0fishing\u00a0rod\u00a0and\u00a0headed\u00a0for\u00a0the\u00a0East\u00a0River (I live [&hellip;]"}